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Thursday, October 2, 2014

Memes Inspired by the Governing Body, the Watchtower Society and Jehovah's Witnesses


Contributed by Christian Sparlock Freedom

Contributed by Christian Sparlock Freedom
Contributed by Noel Parsons

Contributed by Noel Parsons


Contributed by Susan Gaskin-Fusco
Contributed by Christian Sparlock Freedom
I've heard Elders speak of how the congregations are required to raise Kingdom Hall building funds, send those funds to WTS headquarters, then the funds are "loaned" back to the congregations, and the congregations are then required to pay headquarters back for the "loans."  Truth!
Contributed by Ethan Hatcher
Contributed by Christian Sparlock Freedom
Contributed by Susan Gaskin-Fusco
Contributed by Christian Sparlock Freedom

Contributed by Noel Parsons
Contributed by Christian Sparlock Freedom

In order to imitate Jesus, people would need to ask themselves, "What did Jesus do?" 
Mark 11:15 overthrew tables of money changers
John 8: 3-11 was merciful and forgave sins (never disfellowshipped anyone)
Matthew 4:10 commanded followers to worship, obey and serve ONLY God
Matthew 4:23 healed ALL that were ill from all manner of disease and sickness
Luke 5:29 associated and ate with publicans and sinners (ie.: did NOT shun)
Matthew 7:1 commanded followers NOT to judge one another
Luke 9:16 literally fed people physical food

Contributed by Haupi Justice

Contributed by Debbie Kotte

Contributed by Debbie Kotte

Contributed by Debbie Kotte

Contributed by Debbie Kotte

Contributed by Debbie Kotte

Contributed by Christian Sparlock Freedom

Contributed by Noel Parsons

Contributed by Christian Sparlock Freedom

Contributed by Noel Parsons


Contributed by Noel Parsons

Contributed by Noel Parsons

Contributed by Christian Sparlock Freedom
Contributed by Noel Parsons

Contributed by Christian Sparlock Freedom

Contributed by Christian Sparlock Freedom


Contributed by Christian Sparlock Freedom

Contributed by Christian Sparlock Freedom

Contributed by Christian Sparlock Freedom


Contributed by Noel Parsons

What Jehovah's Witnesses Worship, Contributed by Isaac Bigikecomedy Smalls

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Contributed by Christian Sparlock Freedom
               
What about the children that are raped?
                        The iceberg that will sink the Watchtower Society
Contributed by Christian Sparlock Freedom

Governing Haughty of the Watchtower Society exposing themselves
Contributed by Christian Sparlock Freedom

Introducing the Governing Naughty (Guy Pierce is deceased.)

































































































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And "Warning" labels on everything!  
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Ode to Watchtower Society
(aka On Broadway by George Benson)
They say the neon (false) lights are bright on Broad's Way
(the Broad Way in Revelation / aka "the Woman's Way to destruct shun")
They say there's always magic (Holy Spirit) in the air (broadcasts/publications)
But when you're walkin' down that street
And you ain't had enough to eat
The glitter rubs right off and you're nowhere
They say the girls are something else on Broad's Way
But looking at them just gives me the blues
'Cause how ya gonna make some time (in Field Service)
When all you got is one thin dime?
And one thin dime won't even shine your shoes
Ha! They say that I won't last too long on Broad's Way
I'll catch a Greyhound bus for home, they all say
But oh! They're dead wrong, I know they are
'Cause I can play this here guitar (little instrument of a song)
And I won't quit till I'm a stir on Broad's Way
Oh, they're dead wrong, I know they are
'Cause I can play this here guitar
And I won't quit till I'm a stir on Broad's Way (on Broad's Sway)
On Broad's Way (on Broad's Sway)
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Because the Governing Body's minions are not allowed to celebrate Easter....
Children coerced into making a life-altering decision from which they may never recover.
Contributed by Noel Parsons
Contributed by Christian Sparlock Freedom



The Gnu-Whirled Translation of the Holey Mistranslations (and everyone knows that a Gnu is a wild-a beast)
And NO blood transfusions!  
These are some of the reasons we survivors are "runaway slaves."